Frank Ocean – channel Orange (8.7/10)

I’m pretty sure that I saw Moe making out with some Greek dude in the back of a purple Kia Sorento to this album. Moe’s apparent personal growth has helped him to look past his prejudices and overcome his cultural conjectures; and so should you.

Alongside The Weeknd’s efforts, channel Orange is one of the few progressive and esoteric R-n-B declarations to drop in the past few years.

Superlative lyric: “Your pussy’s big; but you take it.”

- B

(Moe just shakes his head at this one.   Asshole. Ha.)